B04: Decisive but Rather Lethal Play

The legendary Harry Bradshaw’s story of a wartime golf game in Ireland, with a particularly inept and eccentric golfer/soldier comes to mind.

After flailing at the ball and missing it several times, the warrior suddenly drew a pistol and shot the ball twice!

In a BriskerGolf game, rather than making the observation, ‘I think you’ll find that’s a two shot penalty’, the compulsory gift of a default net bogey (a Gimmie, G,) is to be discreetly recorded, and the offensive weapon lobbed into the nearest lateral water hazard, to speed up the game.