B36: BG App ‘Lost Items’: an electronic noticeboard that helps to maintain BRISKER play.
When you reach for a club in your bag, only to find that it has mysteriously gone missing, it is difficult to maintain a Brisk pace, as the temptation to re-trace your steps back to the last hole played is almost irresistible!
However, BriskerGolfers must resist such time-wasting behaviour!
It is almost impossible to lose a club on a golf course. Generally it will make its way back to you, via a courteous golfer. Otherwise it will be handed in to the Club Professional, or to the Bar Manager.
However, the BG App ‘Lost Items’ electronic noticeboard will be most useful to highlight the tragic loss of a favourite club; a ragged coat, glove or hat; an ineffective pair of glasses; an irritating head cover; a faulty watch; a slippery smartphone; and so on. Such information will be sent specifically to the several BriskerGolf groups following your group on the course, allowing you to maintain your Brisk pace, and simultaneously receive good news of your treasured possession, (or be wittily heckled about your questionable taste).